me as a pilot
me *accidentally over intercom*: siri how do i land a big airplane at Newark airport
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such a great feeling when someone just genuinely wants to talk to you and wants to know how your life is going
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It’s one of my theories that when people give you advice, they’re really just talking to themselves in the past.
Mark Epstein (via lazypacific)
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One of the hardest things you will ever have to do my dear is grieve the loss of a person who is still alive.
My father’s advice #1 (via northern-proper)
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The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.
WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT.
Turn your head sideways.
This has been a lesson in forced perspective.
THAT IS COOL AS FUCK HOLY SHIT
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